elasticella

going once... going twice...

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 02:22:24 GMT

fth2026offerings are open for bids!

This year Fandom Trumps Hate has over 1200 users offering 1600+ fanworks. Specifically for fest followers here, there are 546 offers that highlight femslash ^.^ Also open now is the fth2026craftbazaar for physical delights - there is a crafty assortment of items including some utterly gorgeous bookbinds up for grabs.

My first auction is here. I'm offering fic at $10/k for Harry Potter, The Vampire Diaries, and any fandom I've created for before.

My second auction is here. I'm offering to pick up any movie fandom, or a single series of television (under 20 hours). For non-English media, there needs to be a sub or dub easily available. While this is set for <5k, I will scale the minimum fic length up to 5k at $20/k.

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fresh femslash feast

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 13:15:49 GMT

Thank you so much for joining in our third annual fresh femslash salad bar event! We have a wide variety of fantastic fills, and hope you enjoy something tasty below *\o/* First up, the badges:

dontstophernow, elasticella, flareonfury, jadzeanna, likealighthouse, peasina, ragnafinity, shroomystar & toothpastepancake

fiachairecht, jacquelee, linky & toothpastepancake

elasticella, jadzeanna, peasina, shroomystar & toothpastepancake

jacquelee & linky

shroomystar

likealighthouse
And fills by fandom:

🥗 Alien Stage

everything & nothing by shroomystar, Mizi/Hyuna, fic <1k, rated g [Everything & Nothing + Femme Fatale]
Hyuna is beautiful and deadly.
musings on the distance between constellations by shroomystar, Mizi/Sua, fic 4k, rated t [Even & Odd + Doomed]
Sua should have died, she knows that.

🥗 Arcane

velvet dagger, honey trap by shroomystar, Ambessa/Maddie, fic <1k, rated t [Young & Old + Cigarettes]
A perfect honey trap, indeed, if Ambessa may say so herself.

🥗 The Bold Type

wishes bounce me weightless by elasticella, Jane/Kat, fic <1k, rated t [Love & Indifference, & giving up]
Jane gives up a few minutes after Sutton leaves, closing her laptop with a groan.

🥗 Critical Role

come back and forgive me by fiachairecht, Keyleth/Raishan, fic 1k, rated m [Early morning, enemies who fuck, Katatonia]
keyleth likes raishan best when she remembers things differently.

🥗 Death Note

Bones and Blood by peasina, Rem/Misa, podfic <10min, rated m [Paranoia, 5 mins & Taupe]
Misa knew you couldn't keep death and life separate.
Sand by peasina, Rem/Misa, podfic <10min, rated t [Sacrifice, 3 mins & Silver]
For a shinigami, everything is death.

🥗 DCU

Ms. Sharpe's Shirt by flareonfury, Sara/Ava, fic <1k, rated pg [borrowed clothing + Teachers AU]
Sara wear's Ava's shirt the next morning.
Villains-R-Us Probie by flareonfury, Harley/Poison Ivy, fic <1k, rated pg [learning together & Retail AU]
Pamela is the new employee of Villains-R-Us.

🥗 Dimension 20

the room is lit (red danger) by likealighthouse, Efink/Lilith, fic 1k, rated g [renovations and birthday]
“Happy birthday, Jason!” Efink shouts, entering the Spidersman family home with a sizable cardboard box brandished in her outstretched hands that immediately raises the hackles of Lilith's motherly intuition.

🥗 Dungeon Meshi

dried plums and so on by shroomystar, Falin/Rinsha, fic 1k, rated e [Cats & Dogs + Paranoia]
A list of ten facts about Rinsha Fana, as viewed by Falin Touden.

🥗 Gachiakuta

fluff and satin and sharp edges by shroomystar, Amo/Riyo, fic 2k, rated t [Straight & Bent + Antihero]
Amo doesn’t reply, just sits there on her bed in her brand new room and stares.

🥗 Gossip Girl

taking my message from the veins by elasticella, Blair/Jenny, fic 1k, rated m [Inedible & Delicious, & slowly but steadily losing control]
Most of Jenny's inspiration strikes in the shower.

🥗 Jennifer's Body

sandbox love never dies by peasina, Jennifer/Needy, podfic <10min, rated m [Femme Fatale, 7 mins & Scarlet]
It wasn’t everyday a girl got to eat the boys who demon sacrificed her and got her permanently possessed.
there's one thing that I crave by peasina, Jennifer/Needy, podfic 10-20min, rated m [Violence, 10 mins & Teal]
Needy’s never believed in ghosts. But then again, she didn’t believe in demons either until the proof was staring her right in the face.

🥗 Kamen Rider

Careful Motions by linky, Rinne/Nayuta, fic <1k, rated g [hair braiding & 100 words]
Rinne braids Nayuta's hair.
love ain't a science by likealighthouse, Kyoka/Lachesis, gifset, unrated [Orange, Indigo & Research]
Four overlay gifs of Kyoka and Lachesis from Kamen Rider Gotchard in orange and violet tones.
Sharing A Meal by linky, Kyoka/Lachesis, fic <1k, rated g [cooking together & 400 words]
Lachesis and Kyoka cook together.
Snowed In by linky, Rinne/Nayuta, fic <1k, rated g [snowed in & 200 words]
Rinne and Nayuta had plans for their trip, until they get snowed in.
Stargazing by linky, Kyoka/Lachesis, fic 1k, rated g [stargazing & 900 words]
Lachesis didn't understand the appeal of stargazing.

🥗 KPop Demon Hunters

call it fragile by peasina, Rumi/Mira/Zoey, podfic 10-20min, rated t [Alienation, 13 mins & Lavender]
Mira and Zoey stared at her, unmoving, their weapons casting blue light across their faces. Rumi knew this was the moment she needed to run. While she didn’t want to believe either of them would attack her, if it came down to it, she wouldn’t be able to lift a finger against the two people she loved most in the world.
But what was the point? If she ran, where would she go? The whole world had been watching that stage. The person she’d been—both as Rumi, leader of HUNTR/X and Rumi, leader of the Hunters—was gone. Only the demon was left.
All at once, the crushing weight of exhaustion pressed down on her. She gasped out a sob as she fell to her knees, eyes fixed on the purple patterns winding their way around her arms and legs. Collapsing felt… right. Like this was where they had been heading all along.
She wasn’t going to run. She was too tired for that. It was time to meet fate head on.
“Do it,” she told them, her voice thrumming with that horrible, demonic timbre. “Kill me.”
or, what if Rumi hadn't run during that confrontation with Mira and Zoey?

🥗 The Locked Tomb

rot of the heart by shroomystar, Ianthe/Harrowhark, fic 3k, rated e [Full & Empty + Violence]
Harrow looks well and truly fallen apart—unraveled, limp, drunk, even—like this.
seamless by shroomystar, Gideon/Harrowhark, fic <1k, rated g [Hot & Cold + Alienation]
Outside it’s icy cold, the sort that bristles all over your body even through layers of clothes, the sort that stings in your eyes and the knuckles of your hands, the sort that sets in your body like encasing you in resin when you sit in it too long.

🥗 Once Upon a Time

the winter is the winter's own release by likealighthouse, Elsa/Emma, gifset, unrated [Gray, Navy & Freeze]
Three overlay style gifs of Elsa and Emma from Once Upon a Time featuring lines from the poem 'January from the Calendar of Sonnets' by Helen Hunt Jackson.

🥗 The Orville

no other witnesses, just us two by toothpastepancake, Alara/Claire, fic 1k, rated e [Infidelity, Piercing Play, when I was checking vitals, I suggested a smile]
Claire gives a few ghost laughs. The first sounds like an amused agreement; the second sounds like a realization; the third sounds like an idea. Her blood flows even slower through the tube. “I see,”
Claire responds. “Okay. Because for a second it sounded like you were getting off on having my equipment inside of you.”
Alara's heart stills in her chest, and as she stiffens, the feeling of the needle in her vein becomes more and more noticeable. "Wh--what?"

🥗 Pokémon

known and unknown by shroomystar, Lorelei/Misty, fic <1k, rated m [New & Used + Revenge]
The blindfold is lacy; revenge for last time, when Misty had been peeking.
a rather dull sparkle by shroomystar, Cynthia/Diantha, fic 3k, rated t [Bright & Dull + Elbow Length Gloves]
Diantha’s earrings catch the light so brightly that it nearly hurts in Cynthia’s eyes when she turns.

🥗 Spinning Silver

The Warmest Place by dontstophernow, Miryam/Wanda, fic <1k, rated t [123 words, Revenge, Huddling for Warmth, Friends with Benefits]
Wanda and Miryam huddle for warmth one night when Miryam visits.

🥗 Star Trek

Blackened by jadzeanna, Hoshi/T'Pol, fic <1k, rated t [444 words, failed resurrection, Rare & Frequent, 11:11, Purple]
T'Pol tries and fails to save Hoshi's life.
Coriander by jadzeanna, Hoshi/T'Pol, fic <1k, rated t [111 words, breakup, Seeds & Flowers, Dead of Night, Green]
Hoshi is losing sleep about ending her relationship with T’Pol.
freelove by toothpastepancake, Nahla/Jett/Lura, fic <1k, rated e [Polyamory, Bondage, i'm only here to bring you free love]
She watches as Lura studies her collection with intrigue, picking up each piece to examine its girth and length and texture.
"You've been around," notes Lura.
"I've had some time to grow my collection," Nahla reminds her. "Many of them were gifts from... very satisfied past lovers."
"Do you always have to be this cocky?" Jett laughs.
"Always."
freezing, infected, and rigid by toothpastepancake, Anisha/Nahla, fic <1k, rated e [Unrequited, Dubcon/Noncon, freezing, infected, and rigid in that room inside her]
She watches Nahla squirm beneath her touch, takes in the sight of it; every apology is laced with a beg, and they both know it: stop hurting me, please love me, please get me there, please don't take him away from me, please don't stop, please stop.
love & indifference by toothpastepancake, Nahla/SAM, fic <1k, rated t [Love & Indifference, Remove, 111 words]
There's something about the chancellor.
"So you understand why I need you to reprogram it out," SAM says.
no bolt nor brick nor crucifix (can hold it back) by toothpastepancake, Anisha/Nahla, fic 1k, rated m [Enemies that Fuck, Boot Kink, I have been wicked / I have been arrogant]
She presses the tip of her boot against Nahla's forehead.
"You're a cold, cold woman, Captain. In another life, I might keep you around, make this a regular thing. But my people? They won't respect me if I let you walk out of here."
"I understand."
"But if you want to make things right before you die, you can start here. Kiss my boots."
a peach, half-eaten by jadzeanna, Hoshi/T'Pol, fic <1k, rated g [123 words, giving up, Fantasy & Reality, Dawn, Orange]
She used to be Hoshi Sato; now she's Loque'eque. She completes her pilgrimage, and—
Pecan Pie by jadzeanna, Hoshi/T'Pol, fic 1k, rated t [1111 words, unrequited feelings, Flexible & Rigid, Evening, Gray]
T'Pol sat down across from her, picked up her fork, and brought a morsel of pie to her mouth. Her eyelids fluttered shut, her tongue snuck out to lick the fork clean, and she moaned in obvious pleasure. Hoshi was sure the image would haunt her forever.
T'Pol gets drunk off a slice of pecan pie.
Shuttlecraft Thirteen by peasina, Deanna/Tasha, podfic 10-20min, rated t [Death, 17 mins & Tangerine]
They were on the verge of something. Then Deanna’s shuttle crashed.
Tellarian Sunrise by jadzeanna, Deanna/Tasha, fic <1k, rated g [333 words, running away from problems, optimistic & pessimistic, early afternoon, yellow]
Deanna tries to comfort a grieving Tasha after the war reaches Turkana IV.

🥗 Succession

she's a monster (my compliments) by elasticella, Shiv/Willa, fic 2k, rated m [Flexible & Rigid, & winning the battle but losing the war]
Shiv starts her morning the same way she has for the past 9,436 days: a light breakfast, a capsule of vampire blood, and brushing her gums until the only blood she can taste is her own.

🥗 Sucker Punch

sweetest taste is never gonna leave you (even when it hurts you) by elasticella, Blondie/Rocket, fic 1k, rated m [Fantasy & Reality, & unable to ever go home]
Rocket stretches her back, vertebrae cracking as she makes her elbows touch behind her.

🥗 Umamusume

Palpate by ragnafinity, Agnes Tachyon/Manhattan Cafe, fic <1k, unrated [Elbow Length Gloves & Manage]
Tachyon watches as Cafe’s lips press together, as her ears droop. Her brows furrow but she can’t meet her eyes - a mouse’s anger, not a lion’s. “I need to rest here.”

🥗 Warrior Nun

Clubbing with Benefits by jacquelee, Yasmine/Mary/Ava, fic 1k, rated e [Bright & Dull, Cigarettes, & slow dancing]
Yasmine goes to a lesbian club and meets Mary and Ava. The three of them first dance together and then find a secluded booth to have some fun.
Finding the Way Back to Each Other by jacquelee, Yasmine/Beatrice/Superion, fic 1k, rated e [Hot & Cold, Alienation, & waking up together]
Suzanne, Beatrice and Yasmine have a big fight prompting Suzanne and Beatrice to leave to Suzanne's cottage in the mountains. Needing to apologize, Yasmine follows them but falls into the river, though thankfully close enough to the cottage for Suzanne and Beatrice to rescue her. The next morning, they all wake up together and make amends.
Helping the Boss by jacquelee, Beatrice/Jillian/Superion, fic 4k, rated t [Everything & Nothing, Antihero, & first kiss]
Beatrice loves her job as the personal assistant of Doctor Jillian Salvius, not in the least because she can help Jillian and her wife, Suzanne in their capacity as leaders of the secret crime fighting organization OCS. When Jillian is attacked on one of her solo missions, Beatrice helps patch her up and they get closer.
Persevering by jacquelee, Lilith/Ava/Superion, fic <1k, rated g [Full & Empty, Chiaroscuro, & second chance]
Suzanne, Lilith and Ava spend their first day out of the rehabilitation facility where they all met each other in the Prado museum.
Revenge Cuddling by jacquelee, Camila/Shannon/Ava, fic <1k, rated t [Black & White, Revenge, & cuddling]
Ava contemplates her life in the orphanage and how different to it her life is now, being on the Cruciform as entertainer, something she had always dreamed of. Cuddling with both Camila and Shannon and getting up to more intimate activities, living her best life, is truly the best revenge Ava could ever come up with.
Seeking Refuge by jacquelee, Camila/Lilith/Jillian, fic 9k, rated t [Young & Old, Doomed, & hair braiding]
Lilith has been alone in an unforgiving world for many years. So far, she has survived on her own, but when a wild animal attacks her and severely injures her, Lilith knows she needs to find refuge in a settlement, no matter what. Unfortunately, all she finds after days of searching and developing an infection is a deserted cottage. In the throws of a fever, Lilith barely notices that people come to her aid. But after they nurse her back to health, and after initial distrust on both sides is resolved, Lilith and the two women who helped her, Camila and Jillian, get closer than Lilith has been with another person for a while.
Stargazing by jacquelee, Lilith/Mary/Jillian, fic 1k, rated t [Straight & Bent, Violence, & stargazing]
Jillian entices both Mary and Lilith to look at a rare meteroid shower. The three of them are all undercover on a mission and going stargazing certainly is a good way of having some time just for themselves, despite Lilith's complaints.

🥗 X-Men

chiaroscuro by shroomystar, Emma/Kitty, fic 1k, rated g [Black & White + Chiaroscuro]
In the half-dark, Kate’s face is a study in chiaroscuro.

🥗 Yu-Gi-Oh!

ouroboros by ragnafinity, Merag/Kotori, fic <1k, rated t [Alienation & Contrast]
This is where it was always destined to end: a corpse upon a corpse upon a corpse. And Kotori, weeping like an open sore.

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ffsb: final day!

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 19:53:54 GMT

The final day has arrived! The fills thread is below for the last February creations. I'll have the round up for all event works created as soon as possible; there's a delay from some ao3-only works as the site is down. The list is made from the active salad bars and the fill threads from our weekly posts. If you haven't linked your work yet, make sure to do so ^.^ (And a reminder for any unfinished tables that we have a leftovers badge for finishing your table a little later!)

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
dontstophernow's table
ella's table
flareonfury's table
jadzeanna's table
katie's table
miza's table
peasina's table
shroomystar's table
toothpastepancake's table

Hard Mode
fiachairecht's table & (ii)
holyarcana's table
linky's table
toothpastepancake's table (ii)

Conversation of the post: How did your month go? Do you have a favorite creation you made? A favorite work you found this month?

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ffsb: week 3!

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 01:23:39 GMT

The final week has arrived! If you'd like to share any individual fills, hit up the fills thread below. For any publicly posted tables that you'd like added to our directory, comment in that thread. Check out how your fellow chefs are doing:

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
dontstophernow's table
ella's table
flareonfury's table
jadzeanna's table
katie's table
miza's table
peasina's table
shroomystar's table
toothpastepancake's table

Hard Mode
fiachairecht's table & (ii)
holyarcana's table
linky's table
toothpastepancake's table (ii)

If you don't have a table yet, grab one at this post \o/

Conversation of the post: Share a fun femslash ship! Gif answers encouraged ^.^

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ffsb: week 2!

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 01:30:23 GMT

Happy Valentines! We're already halfway through the month. If you'd like to share any individual fills, hit up the fills thread below. For any publicly posted tables that you'd like added to our directory, comment in that thread. Check out how your fellow chefs are doing:

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
dontstophernow's table
ella's table
flareonfury's table
jadzeanna's table
katie's table
miza's table
peasina's table
shroomystar's table
toothpastepancake's table

Hard Mode
fiachairecht's table
holyarcana's table
linky's table
toothpastepancake's table (ii)

If you don't have a table yet, grab one at this post \o/

Conversation of the post: Musical thoughts! Do you have a favorite artist/album to listen to while creating? A song or lyric that always makes you think of a ship?

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ffsb: week 1!

Sat, 07 Feb 2026 17:38:19 GMT

Week One is now complete! If you'd like to share any individual fills, hit up the fills thread below. For any publicly posted tables that you'd like added to our directory, comment in that thread. Check out how your fellow chefs are doing:

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
dontstophernow's table
ella's table
flareonfury's table
jadzeanna's table
katie's table
miza's table
peasina's table
shroomystar's table
toothpastepancake's table

Hard Mode
fiachairecht's table
holyarcana's table
linky's table
toothpastepancake's table (ii)

If you don't have a table yet, grab one at this post \o/

Conversation of the post: Which salad do you want to finish the most this month? Do you have any ideas/plot bunnies you'd like to share? Alternatively, is there a ship/fandom you definitely want to post for?

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ffsb: day 1!

Sun, 01 Feb 2026 10:51:24 GMT

Happy Femslash February! For any meal-preppers, we have the first fills thread open to share your fills. For people with publicly posted tables, we have an active table list starting up, comment in the thread to be added \o/

We'll be having weekly check-in and chatter posts on Saturdays, all under the e: ffsb tag.

Conversation of the post: Do you have any femslash hopes, aims, or goals you'd like to share for this month? Feel free to link other femslash events going on in the comments!

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
dontstophernow's table
ella's table
flareonfury's table
jadzeanna's table
katie's table
peasina's table
shroomystar's table
toothpastepancake's table

Hard Mode
fiachairecht's table
holyarcana's table
linky's table
toothpastepancake's table (ii)

If you don't have a table yet, grab one at this post \o/

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bitch don't kale my vibe

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 21:03:09 GMT

it is time, my table to work on \o/

ingredients


1.	~~Fantasy & Reality~~
2.	~~Inedible & Delicious~~
3.	Optimistic & Pessimistic
4.	Seeds & Flowers
5.	~~Love & Indifference~~
6.	East & West
7.	~~Flexible & Rigid~~
8.	Sensational & Numbness
9.	Exhausted & Refreshed
10.	Rare & Frequent


1.	~~giving up~~
2.	~~winning the battle but losing the war~~
3.	time travel break-it
4.	unrequited feelings
5.	~~unable to ever go home~~
6.	growing apart
7.	running away from problems
8.	~~slowly but steadily losing control~~
9.	failed resurrection
10.	breakup

ella's salad bar

salad 1	Inedible & Delicious, & slowly but steadily losing control: Gossip Girl, Blair/Jenny
salad 2	Fantasy & Reality, & unable to ever go home: Sucker Punch, Blondie/Rocket
salad 3	Flexible & Rigid, & winning the battle but losing the war: Succession, Shiv/Willa
salad 4	Love & Indifference, & giving up: The Bold Type, Jane/Kat
salad 5	tbd
salad 6	tbd
salad 7	tbd
salad 8	tbd
salad 9	tbd
salad 10	tbd

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Fresh Femslash Salad Bar

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 20:52:35 GMT

Femslash February is quickly approaching, and I'm pleased to announce the third year of FFSB, inspired by runaway_tales \o/

The way it works is you select two or more prompt tables. One prompt from each table will make up your final prompts for a fill. Past tables are available, as well as some new tables for this year. Prompts can be interpreted as you wish, with the exception of the bowls based on word/time counts. The more tables you select, the more prompts each fill will need to use. For example, if you pick bacon, nuts, and figs, each of your fills would use one bad ending prompt, one noir prompt, and one fluff prompt (ex. the corrupted hero, revenge & waking up together). There are two modes, the default regular mode where you select which prompts you want to match up together. There's also a hard mode, in the comments of this post let me know which prompt tables you want to use and I will randomize a final table for you. (Fills do not need to be completed in order.)

You can take a preexisting table, like Yoga, and say you don't want to do 'Crane' remove that and replace it with 'Garland'. (Replacement prompts just need to fit the table's theme.) There is a Create Your Own table. You can theme those however you want. A few ideas: characters, ships, fandoms, episodes/chapters, color palettes, songs, sounds, quotes, mediums. The pre-made tables are as follows:

Coconutty Cocktails

Monsters & Mozzarella

Grimms' Ginger

Opposite Onions

Nutty Noir

Yuzu & Yoga

Fluffy Figs

Bad Endings & Bacon

Previous Tables

Elemental Elderberries

Cheddar Character Types

Weather Watercress

Garlic Genres

Poisonous Plums

Orange Occasions

Shallot Sharing

Dark Daikons

Colorful Salad Dressing

Leafy AUs

Kink Tomatoes

Meaty Tropes

Rice & Relationship Style

Eggplant Emotions

Turnip Times

Radish Random Words

Bowl Sizes

Create Your Own

Beatarific Beets [CYO: Music]

A few basic rules:
-Femslash ships from any fandom, including RPF and original works are welcome. Note for RPF, characters must be over 18 and famous in their own right. (Genderbends and/or rule 63 characters are not eligible.)
-Fills can be done in any medium or mix.
-Fills need to be newly created, they can also be used in other events as long as there is no anonymous period.
-Fill minimums are 100 words, or the equivalent in your medium.
-There is no maximum for fills, however they need to be complete.
-Please do not kinkshame, bash ships, etc.
-Table claiming is open now until the end of February, fills open February 1st. Weekly posts will be made for active table claims, progress check-ins and chatting. There will be a round up post after the event's end, February 28th.
-There are optional badges to earn, based on total fills (1/4/10) and difficulty mode. There's a leftovers badge for finishing last year's table.
-There is also an optional table if you're aiming for multiple fills, which you can share to be added to the weekly posts.
-Fills linked in a shared table and/or in the weekly fills thread will be in the final wrap up post.

name's salad bar

salad 1	tbd
salad 2	tbd
salad 3	tbd
salad 4	tbd
salad 5	tbd
salad 6	tbd
salad 7	tbd
salad 8	tbd
salad 9	tbd
salad 10	tbd

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salad ingredients iii

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 04:22:08 GMT

New year, new tables!

( Cocktails )

( Cocktails II )

( Cocktails III )

( Monsters )

( Monsters II )

( Grimms )

( Grimms II )

( Opposites )

( Opposites II )

( Noir )

( Yoga )

( Yoga II )

( Fluff )

( Fluff II )

( Bad Endings )

( Bad Endings II )

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fth '26 | q&a

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 03:40:05 GMT

Signups for fandomtrumpshate are ~~now open and~~ closed February 8th for the main auction! (Craft bazaar sign ups are open until March 3rd.)

Auction 1 I'm offering Harry Potter, The Vampire Diaries, and previously written fandoms and ships from elasticellafic. I'm very open to new ships including crossovers given the right prompt, the ones listed below are just those I can guarantee fic for before having a prompt. (Every fandom here I have additional ships for, it'd just be a lot to list them all.) Hit up the comments of this post if you'd like to check in on specific/new ships or anything else ^.^

Length will be determined by the final bid at $10/k. If say your bid wins 12k, I'm happy to either write you a 12k fic or split it into smaller fics that build up to 12k, which could be all the same ship, a mix, different fandoms, a bunch of fics about a given kink, etc. (For splits, 1k minimum per part, but any combination works otherwise.)

Previously written fandoms/ship list:

The 100 [Clarke/Josephine, Gaia/Octavia, Josephine/Priya]

American Gods [Bilquis/Media]
Arcane [Ambessa/Caitlyn, Ambessa/Viktor, Caitlyn/Jinx, Hexcore/Viktor, Jayce/Salo, Jayce/Silco, Jayce/Viktor]
Arrowverse [Amaya/Sara, Barry/Eddie/Iris, Behrad/Nate, Caitlin/Felicity, Constantine/Zari, Felicity/Iris, Felicity/Laurel, Iris/Leonard, Iris/Lisa]
Avatarverse [Azula/Katara, Eska/Kuvira]

Barely Lethal [Liz/Megan]
Black Box [Alpha Beauty/Narrator, Husband/Narrator]
The Bold Type [Alex/Sutton, Jane/Kat, Lauren/Sutton]
Boondock Saints [Greenly/Smecker]
Bottoms [Hazel/Isabel]
Boys Over Flowers [Jan Di/Ji Hoo]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer [Anya/Cordelia, Anya/Tara, Buffy/Cordelia, Buffy/Drusilla, Buffy/Glory, Buffy/Tara, Cordelia/Willow, Drusilla/Jenny]
Bunny [Ava/Samantha, Creepy Doll/Cupcake, Cupcake/Cupcake, Cupcake/Samantha]
Buzzfeed Unsolved RPF [Ryan/Shane, Ryan/Shane/Zack, Ryan/Zack]

Community [Abed/Annie, Britta/Michelle]
Crazy Rich Asians [Astrid/Peik Lin]

Dare Me [Addy/Beth, Addy/Beth(/RiRi), Beth/RiRi]
Dark Matter [Android/Two, Four/Portia, Misaki/Nyx]
DCU [Diana/Dick/Koriand'r, Diana/Talia, Dick/Jon, Dick/Slade, Ivy/Rose, Jason/Tim, Selina/Vicki]
Deadloch [Abby/Sharelle, Cath/Dulcie, Cath/Skye, Eddie/Megan, Sharelle/Vanessa]
Dollface [Madison/Stella]
Dimension 20 [Efink/Lilith, Elody/Rapunzel, Rosamund/Snow White]

Easy A [Marianne/Nina]
Empire Records [Corey/Deb, Corey/Gina]

Found [Gabi/Lacey]
From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series [Carlos/Seth]

Galavant [Isabella/Madalena]
Game of Thrones [Daenerys/Ellaria]
The Get Down [Mylene/Regina/Yolanda, Mylene/Shao/Zeke, Shao/Zeke]
Good Girls [Annie/Nancy, Beth/Rhea, Beth/Rio]
The Good Place [Angelique/Vicky, Bambadjan/Chidi, Chidi/Eleanor/Tahani, Eleanor/Tahani, Eleanor/Vicky, Janet/Jason/Tahani]
Gossip Girl [Blair/Jenny, Blair/Vanessa, Carter/Serena]

Hades [Aphrodite/Megaera]
Hannibal [Abigail/Marissa, Alana/Beverly, Beverly/Chiyoh, Beverly/Freddie, Hannibal/Will]
Harry Potter [Alice/Sally-Anne, Angelina/Fleur, Angelina/Ginny, Bellatrix/Rosmerta, Cedric/Cho/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Charity/Minerva, Cho/Fleur, Cho/Luna, Gabrielle/Ginny, Gabrielle/Padma, Ginny/Pansy, Harry/Hermione/Ron, Harry/Hermione/Viktor, Harry/Ron, Hermione/Lily, James/Remus, Lily/Narcissa, Lily/Remus, Luna/Pansy, Padma/Susan, Petunia/Sybill]
Heated Rivalry [Scott/Shane]
How to Get Away with Murder [Annalise/Michaela]

Justified [Ava/Katherine, Jackie/Rachel]

Kingsman [Gazelle/Roxy]
Knives Out Movies [Birdie Jay/Peg, Joni/Linda, Marta/Ransom]

A League of Their Own (2022) [Carson/Lupe, Maybelle/Shirley]
Leverage [Amy/Parker]
The Little Mermaid [The Little Mermaid/Sea Witch]

The Magicians [Fairy Queen/Julia, Julia/Margo, Julia/Marina, Margo/Penny, Penny/Quentin]
MCU [Billy/Dinah, Daisy/Raina, Elektra/Matt, Hela/Valkyrie, Karen/Marci, Karen/Wesley, Karli/Sharon, Marci/Vanessa, Matt/Wesley, Melinda/Sharon]
Mozart in the Jungle [Alessandra/Hailey, Betty/Hailey]

The Nanny Affair [Robin/Sofia/f!MC]
Never Have I Ever [Devi/Paxton]
Nosferatu [Ellen/Orlok]

Once Upon a Time [Belle/Emma, Cruella/Ursula, Jack/Snow, Marian/Milah, Marian/Mulan]

The Pitt [Collins/Mohan, Garcia/Santos, Javadi/McKay, Mohan/Santos]
Powerless [Beatriz/Emily]
Profit [Gail/Joanne]

Queen Sugar [Charley/Lena]

The Rings of Power [Galadriel/Sauron]

Saltburn [Annabel/Venetia, Elspeth/Pamela]
Saturday Night Live Sketches [Cinderella/Jasmine]
Selfie [Eliza/Henry]
Shadow and Bone [Alina/Darkling, Alina/Inej, Alina/Zoya]
Shadowhunters [Camille/Clary, Camille/Dot, Camille/Isabelle, Camille/Isabelle/Meliorn, Camille/Kaelie, Camille/Lydia, Camille/Magnus, Camille/Maia, Camille/Maureen, Clary/Isabelle, Clary/Isabelle/Victor, Clary/Jace/Simon, Clary/Maia, Clary/Maureen, Clary/Meliorn, Clary/Simon, Cleophas/Magdalena, Gretel/Maia, Isabelle/Kaelie, Isabelle/Lydia, Isabelle/Magnus, Isabelle/Maureen, Isabelle/Meliorn, Jace/Maia, Jace/Simon, Kaelie/Maureen, Magnus/Meliorn, Raj/Simon, Raj/Victor]
Sonic [Amy/Rogue]
Star Trek AOS [Bones/Spock/Uhura, Gaila/Uhura]
Still Star-Crossed [Isabella/Valentina]
Stumble [Madonna/Peaches]
Succession [Gerri/Willa, Marcia/Shiv, Rava/Shiv, Shiv/Willa]
Sucker Punch [Amber/Blondie, Blondie/Rocket]
Supernatural [Amara/Mary]
Suspiria [Blanc/Susie]

Teen Wolf [Allison/Kira/Scott, Allison/Violet, Braeden/Kate, Braeden/Marin, Erica/Kira, Jennifer/Kali, Kali/Marin, Kali/Noshiko, Kira/Scott/Theo, Laura/Kali, Lydia/Scott, Malia/Violet, Marin/Melissa, Scott/Theo]
Titans [Dick/Slade, Koriand'r/Rose, Koriand'r/Sharon]
Tortall [Alanna/Delia, Daine/Miri]

The Umbrella Academy [Allison/Eudora, Allison/The Handler, Allison/Helen, Allison/Lila, Ben/The Handler, Marcus/Viktor]

The Vampire Diaries [Bonnie/Kai, Bonnie/Kol, Bonnie/Qetsiyah, Elena/Elijah, Elena/Katherine, Elena/Klaus, Elena/Stefan, Elena/Vicki, Hayley/Rebekah/Tyler]

Welcome to Night Vale [Faceless Old Woman/Michelle]
The Wheel of Time [Egwene/Renna, Liandrin/Nynaeve, Moghedien/Nynaeve]
Wicked 2024 [Glinda/Morrible]

Yes, God, Yes [Laura/Nina]

Auction 2 I'm offering fic for any new movie fandom, or a single season of television (<20 hours). For non-English media, there needs to be a sub or dub easily available. While this is set for <5k, I will scale the minimum fic length up to 5k at $20/k.

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SSS: Needy Stockings

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:53:08 GMT

Dearest stocking stuffers,

Happy new year! Thank you for joining in our lucky seventh year. Filling stockings has been extended to January 8th! The goal is for everyone to get at least one gift, though of course continuing to fill other stockings is welcome. With that in mind, we have a few stockings in need. Stocking links and fandoms are:

Peasina's Stocking
fandoms: Black Mirror, Date Everything!, Downtown Abbey, No One Dies From Love, Pokémon Legends Z-A, Siren Song, Star Trek: The Next Generation, What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Jennifer's Body & Death Note
mediums: fic, art, podfic

David's Stocking
fandoms: Dragon Age (Origins, II, Inquisition, Veilguard), Breaking Bad & The Owl House
mediums: fic, art, podfic

PBR's Stocking
fandoms: K-On, The Next Step, Every Witch Way, Pokémon, Degrassi The Next Generation, Yu-Gi-Oh & Life Is Strange
mediums: fic, meta

Hugin's Stocking
fandoms: Animorphs, Tortall, Emelan & The Parent Trap
mediums: fic, art, gifs, meta

Thank you all who helped pitch in! <3

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sapphic stocking stuffers

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 17:25:56 GMT

sapphic stocking stuffers: a multimedia, multifandom merrymaking

With December around the corner, we're kicking off this year's stockings early! I hope you join us in spreading sapphic cheer for our seventh year \o/

Inspired by fandom_stocking, each user will have their own stocking thread. The rules are:

1. Femslash ships from any fandom, including RPF and original works are welcome. Note for RPF, characters must be over 18 and famous in their own right.
2. There is no minimum or maximum for fills, but they need to be complete. Multiple fills and self-fills are welcome.
3. Warnings at the start of fills are appreciated but not mandatory. Unless otherwise stated, assume fills are choose not to warn.
4. DNW Cap: limit DNWs to 10 items or fewer.
5. For long stockings, please use spoiler cuts for ease of scrolling. The following works in comments-

6. Please do not kinkshame, bash ships, be a jerk, etc.
7. Hit up the first comment if you have any questions!
Stockings that break rules will be screened until fixed, thank you.

Suggested stocking guide, feel free to edit as you like:
mrs. claus' stocking - mrs. claus' ao3 | tumblr

carmilla - carmilla/danny/laura
prompt: long distance relationship

criminal minds - emily/penelope, emily/jordan
prompts: emily visits for the holidays, terrible attempts at flirting

mediums: fic, art, gifs, icons, meta, podfic, banners
prompts for any ship: caught under the mistletoe, dancing in the snow

All fills should be posted as replies to the main comment to make sure the recipient gets a notification ^-^
Sign-ups are closed ~~open until December 6th~~, fills are ~~open until the 31st* January 8th~~ closed. Thank you for joining!
*Fills ~~will be~~ have been extended ~~if there are stockings without gifts; though they are not guaranteed,~~ we'll do our best!

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haunted (▼皿▼)

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 16:46:23 GMT

Thank you to everyone who joined in Hotties Haunting the Narrative! I believe this was our most active ficathon yet *\o/* While prompts are closed, late fills can always be added and badges snagged <3

alchemicink, budouka, cloudpatch, elasticella, fiachairecht, linky, luckyzukky, merryfortune, ragnafinity, sonofgodzilla, tildytwo, toothpastepancake, zdenka

fiachairecht, linky, toothpastepancake

linky

👻All Elite Wrestling
heavy hits the hand of harm by fiachairecht: Anna/Julia, Aubrey/Julia, 1k, rated m
keep on haunting me
itself upon itself by fiachairecht: Julia/Skye, <1k, rated t
the house holds anything asked of it, and quite a bit that wasn't.

👻Babylon 5
nightmares in our dreams by toothpastepancake: Anna/Anna, 1k, rated t
There's so much noise here.
It always sounds like her own voice. She supposes that is because herself is all that she has left, but even that isn't right; the voice grows increasingly monotone every time it talks to her, and Anna has always been full of life.

👻Dare Me
some you want and some you bleed by fiachairecht, Addy/Beth, Addy/Riri, <1k, rated m
the girls play twister (even beth).

👻DC
one more time by luckyzukky: Raven/Tara Markov, <1k, rated t
Only Raven knows.
Time Loop Side Effects May Include by cloudpatch: Stephanie/Cassandra, <1k, rated t
"Hey, spooky, have you seen the green pan?" Steph asks turning around. There is blood slowly trickling down her neck from a large deep gash. A deathly pallor setting into the tone of her skin. How is she not reacting? Cass blinks and the blood steeps away. Oh right that's right, it's not real.

👻Gravity Falls
believe all the dreams you conceive by toothpastepancake: Pyronica/Mabel, 1k, rated t
Dreams of happy families and an uncursed Gravity Falls and that same unity again. Dreams, dreams.
Until her eyes open to a dark magenta sky -- then her heart begins to palpitate.

👻Hungry Daughters of Starving Mothers
So Sharp Are Hunger's Teeth by zdenka: Jen/Aiko, Jen/Seo-yun, 1k, rated t
Jen is desperate to get Aiko back, no matter how long it takes. It's easier than she thought to step into Seo-yun's place while wearing her skin.

👻Ib
Rot is Where Childhoods Lie by ragnafinity: Ib/Mary, <1k, rated t
Ib stumbles out of the Guertena Exhibit, and knows that she's missing something.

👻Kamen Rider Universe
Back and Bloodier Than Ever by linky: Kyoka/Lachesis, <1k, rated t
I will come back from the dead for you. That is a threat.
Something about curiosity and cats by alchemicink: Glotta/Sachika, 1k, rated t
She recognizes the long black and pink curls that belong to Shouma's sister, Glotta. She's got her scythe slung over her shoulder as she saunters forwards, a grin on her face. Like a predator cornering prey.
Startled, Sachika takes another few steps back, and then—
She wakes up.
Unable To Forget, Always Seeing You In My Dreams by linky: Lachesis/Kyoka, 1k, rated e
Kyoka dreams of Lachesis.
untitled fic by linky: Lachesis/Rinne, <1k, rated g
Ghosts and hauntings aren't so fun when the ghost is someone you know.
untitled fic by linky: Lachesis/Rinne, <1k, unrated
in the shadows
untitled fic by linky: Shiori/Lachesis, <1k, unrated
Forbidden Alchemy and the lives it has claimed
untitled fic by sonofgodzilla: Shiori/Sisters, <1k, unrated
Shiori once again brought back from the dead
untitled fic by sonofgodzilla: Any/Shiori, <1k, unrated
Shiori's ghost watching, waiting

👻The Locked Tomb Series
What Dreams May Come by tildytwo: Gideon/Harrow, <1k, rated g
Sometimes, you still hear her voice.

👻Thief
In the Garden by tildytwo: Viktoria/Lt. Mosley, <1k, rated g
Lt. Mosley didn't do what she did out of compassion alone.

👻The Vampire Diaries
ease your head by elasticella: Bonnie/Qetsiyah, 2k, rated m
Bonnie casts the spell, and in her heart of hearts, she wants Grams to appear.

👻Virtual Streamer Animated Characters/V&U
Whiskey on the Rocks of an October Heatwave by merryfortune: Misma Ryzing/Spectra Libitina, 1k, rated t
Misma knows all the signs of a haunting - and how they might correlate to being fancied by a ghost.

👻The Witcher
Ease my burdens, old friend by budouka: Francesca Findabair/Tissaia de Vries, 3k, rated m
Francesca Findabair finally got her own kingdom that she's determined to make into a home for elves. But the responsibility weights on her shoulders and robs her of sound sleep. One night she's visited by a ghost of her old friend.

👻Yellowjackets
casket for my tears by toothpastepancake: Robin/Shauna Shipman, <1k, rated t-m
"I always wanted you to notice me," Robin continues, shifting into reality in front of Shauna now, "before the crash."

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more fall fests!

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 17:58:22 GMT

if you have more time, some fun DW event happenings right now:

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hotties haunting the narrative

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 19:38:11 GMT

Hotties Haunting the Narrative: a festive femslash ficathon

Welcome to our spooky season ficathon! Rules are similar to previous events:

1. Prompts should include haunting of some sort. This can be literal and/or figurative ghosts. Negative space hotties haunting the narrative that are never mentioned explicitly are welcome.
2. Any f/f(/f+) ship from any fandoms are welcome - more specifically, made of characters that are canonically female. While genderswap works are lovely, the goal of this event is to promote preexisting ladies.
3. Note that RPF characters must be over 18 and famous in their own right.
4. Each prompt should get its own comment for thread purposes. The more prompts, the merrier!
5. When filling a prompt, please also leave a comment in the fill thread. There is no minimum or maximum word limit, however fills should be complete. Multiple and/or self-fills are super welcome. If posting a fill directly on this post, please note any major warnings before your fill. Otherwise, mentioning after the link works. (Major warnings as in: main character death, noncon, underage, graphic violence, or a note that you're not warning.)
6. There are adorable badges to earn this round, based on total fills made for 1/3/5+.
7. Fills can be used for other events as long as the other event allows it, and does not have an anonymous period.
8. ~~Open until November 1st, after which a round up post will be made and badges awarded.~~ Prompting is closed, thank you for joining - late fills are always welcome!

All banners and badges made by the illustrious likealighthouse:

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october event poll

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 16:48:29 GMT

👻👻👻 Tune in next month for Hotties Haunting the Narrative! 👻👻👻

View Poll: spooky sapphic season

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lettuce celebrate good times

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 21:53:53 GMT

Thank you so much for joining in our second annual fresh femslash salad bar event! We had a wide variety of fills this year, and there are plenty of delights to check out below *\o/* There's also a corrections thread for any errors <3 Onto the badges:

elasticella, luckyzukky, saiditallbefore, likealighthouse, shudderings, stormsyndrome

himejoshiheart, jacquelee, kantayra, kick_back_80s, linky, stormsyndrome, toothpastepancake, twilfitt, wolfraven80, zdenka

elasticella, saiditallbefore

himejoshiheart, jacquelee, kantayra, kick_back_80s, linky, twilfitt

himejoshiheart, jacquelee

himejoshiheart

And fills by fandom:

🥗 Ace Attorney

The Beginning of a Beautiful Relationship by kantayra, Franziska/Maya, fic <1k, rated t [Methanol & Funeral]
Franziska is capable of learning from past mistakes, especially when it comes to Maya. No foolish frame-ups will interfere with Franziska's perfect case this time!

🥗 Anatomy of a Fall

watched him fall down, and as the morning sun rose by twilfitt, Zoé Solidor/Sandra Voyte, fic <1k, rated g [111 words & Death]
for when you have conflicted feelings about the hot messy older woman who flirted with you and then might have murdered her husband because of it

🥗 Arcane

a constellation to stir my heart by likealighthouse, Caitlyn/Mel, gifset, unrated [Red, Taupe & Engage]
that night we painted over your fake mona lisa
lipstick on the corners, said her smile was teasin' ya
oh, you took my clothes off, said, "it's gettin' hotter"
don't know how to swim, but let's breathe underwater
scattershot by elasticella, Caitlyn/Jinx, fic <1k, rated t [Stolen & Water]
Vi and Vander fall before Jinx can jump.

🥗 Avatar: The Last Airbender

the waves are wrapped around my shoulders by kick_back_80s, Azula/Katara, fic <1k, rated e [Bloodplay, Dubcon/Noncon, & Enemies that Fuck]
The dark part of Katara that threatens to overtake her when there's no outlet for the anger is a thundering voice in her head. She could simply blood-bend Azula to her will; control Azula's body to control her destructive fire. Threat neutralized, and their enemy at Katara's mercy. Disappointment might chase at Katara's heels, the knowledge that she's sunk to a level of depravity, of power, that is better served by the ruthless Fire Nation invaders, but that's a concern for the future.

🥗 Cassette Beasts

come on, man by himejoshiheart, Cass/Meredith, sketch, rated g [Purple & sharing a tent]
cass focuses on a minor benefit of dating meredith
how does one do a bodyswap when they share a body? well- by himejoshiheart, Cass/Kuneko, fic 2k, rated t [Bodyswap & Content]
"It's just that... Well... let's start from the beginning." She took a breath. "So... you've been in Felix's body ever since you ended up here, in this universe. Neither of you realized this because you instinctively shapeshift to yourself and Felix instinctively shapeshifts back into himself. But, somehow, Felix is you-shaped, and you're Felix-shaped."
its free asmr by himejoshiheart, Cass/Gwen, sketch, rated g [Red & sharing a bed]
gwen sniffs cass' hair in their sleep lol
love winner!!!! by himejoshiheart, Frankie/Kuneko, fic 1k, rated t [Wishbabies & Confident]
It was this normal day that Frankie- after all of Cass' efforts to avoid the two ever meeting, for fear of whatever would happened- finally met Kuneko.
oh, what could it be? (my eyes are playing tricks on me) by himejoshiheart, Jacqueline/Kayleigh, fic <1k, rated m [Cults & Fortune]
an au where jacqueline's the leader and she's... very in love with kayleigh
a wildfire's workin TIRELESSLY this way!!! by himejoshiheart, Gwen/Cass, fic 3k & sketch, rated t [Amnesia & Confused]
The first thing Gwen has ever remembered- the thing farthest into the past that she can reach- was pain.

🥗 Chess

Co-Respondent by twilfitt, Svetlana Sergievsky/Florence Vassy, fic <1k, rated t [123 words & Divorce]
“You’re being listed as a co-respondent in the divorce proceedings.”

🥗 Closed Species ARPG

dress up! by himejoshiheart, OFC/OFC, fic <1k, rated t [you look great in that & 100 words]
A compliment reveals Hibiscus has a spare dress!
Puppy tries it on!
first date by himejoshiheart, OFC/OFC, fic <1k, unrated [want to go out? & 300 words]
Puppy and Hibiscus go on their first date!
pretty, pretty hibby! by himejoshiheart, OFC/OFC, fic <1k & sketch, rated t [you're beautiful & 700 words]
Puppy plays with Hibby's hair and admires her <3

🥗 DC Comics

a beautiful Sunday, we're laying in sun rays by saiditallbefore, Beatriz/Tora, fic 1k, rated g [Water & Early Afternoon]
Bea and Tora get a weekend away at a beach resort.
Ember on the Wire by saiditallbefore, Dinah/Shiva, fic 1k, rated e [Fire & Dawn]
Dinah and Shiva are after the same thing. What they find is not what they expected.
Insight by saiditallbefore, Barda/Cass, fic <1k, rated t [Gold & Evening]
Barda and Cass share a moment after all the business with the Ninth Day cult has been wrapped up.
wanna live life from a new perspective by saiditallbefore, Jo/Syzn, fic <1k, rated g [Aether & Dusk]
Syzn contemplates emotions and Jo, after the events of Far Sector.

🥗 Dimension 20

red with love by likealighthouse, Efink/Lilith, fic 1k, rated m [sharing a dance & Dead of Night]
There is a degree of honor that comes with being asked to spend the night with one of the Forces of Darkness' Lieutenants—an honor that Olfukh finds himself particularly worthy of.

🥗 Empire Records

putting the fun in funeral by elasticella, Corey/Deb, fic 1k, rated e [Sacrifice & Fire]
Deb knows it's stupid.

🥗 Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Faith and Loyalty by wolfraven80, Edelgard von Hresvelg/My Unit | Byleth, fic 2k, rated g [Overcast, sharing a bed, Dead of Night & Identify]
They lie still in a clump of bushes to one side of the road, Byleth's body pressed against hers, as the Knights of Seiros's mounts clatter past. One of the horses pauses just paces from them, and Edelgard forgets how to breathe. Hooves stamp the ground. Byleth's arm curls tightly around her.
---
When Edelgard's identity as the Flame Emperor is uncovered, Byleth flees Garreg Mach with her.
See Clearly by wolfraven80, Edelgard von Hresvelg/My Unit | Byleth, fic 2k, rated g [Dust Storm, sharing a mirror, 11:11 & Engage]
The truce between Fódlan and Almyra has held for two years, but Edelgard and Byleth's first visit to the country doesn't go as smoothly as planned.

🥗 H2O: Just Add Water

can't play cool for you by saiditallbefore, Emma/Rikki, fic <1k, rated g [Silver & 11:11]
Rikki scoffed a bit, the way she usually did about such things. But she still knew what she'd secretly wish for.

🥗 Hannibal

Anniversary in Arsenic by kantayra, Bedelia/Miriam, fic 1k, rated t [Arsenic & Anniversary]
Miriam had known the dangers when Jack first gave her the assignment. Six of Bedelia’s patients had already died, in perfectly plausibly deniable ways. Miriam was about to become the seventh, no doubt.
A Belladonna Wedding by kantayra, Alana/Margot, fic 2k, rated t [Belladonna & Wedding]
Blackmailing Margot, on the eve of her wedding to Alana, was the last mistake the man would ever make.
Homecoming in Cyanide by kantayra, Bedelia/Miriam, fic 2k, rated m [Cyanide & Returning Home]
Miriam settles into life - and death - with Bedelia. That's the second test passed.

🥗 Homestruck

crystals by shudderings, Kanaya/Rose, fic <1k, rated g [sharing a mirror & evening]
Rose and Kanaya share a moment while they get ready for an evening at the Gala.

🥗 Justified

synecdoche moonshine by kick_back_80s, Helen/Mags, fic <1k, rated g [Fog & Action]
The lighter is in Helen's pocket, and the flame chases away some of the wetness from the fog as she lights her cigarette. Taking a long drag, Helen gives Mags a once over, kind enough to blow the smoke away from Mags' face. "Shoulda been at the funeral. Could've at least sent one of your boys." Helen doesn't need to say which one; that's a secret they both pretend not to know.

"I should've." Mags' agreement isn't going to come with an apology. They've never been good at apologizing to each other; Helen saves all her 'sorry's' for poorly behaved men, and Mags' are all pointed, unauthentic barbs. Setting the jar next to Helen's shotgun, Mags brushes against Helen's arm. "You can return the jar when you're done."

🥗 Kamen Rider Gotchard

Deep Asleep by linky, Kyoka/Lachesis, fic <1k, rated g [Gray & 200 words]
Lachesis comes back home to see Kyoka asleep at her desk.
Kotatsu by linky, Kyoka/Lachesis, fic <1k, rated g [Orange & 100 words]
Lachesis experiences a Kotatsu for the first time.
A Lesson in Passion by linky, Kyoka/Lachesis, fic 1k, rated e [Red & 500 words]
Lachesis learns about the emotion of passion.
Shimmer and Shine by linky, Kyoka/Lachesis, fic <1k, rated g [Gold & 700 words]
Gold always invoked strong emotions within Lachesis.
Take A Break by linky, Renge/Rinne, fic <1k, rated g [Pink & 300 words]
Rinne is hard at work on her latest assignment for class.
To Fall In Love by linky, Kyoka/Lachesis, fic 1k, rated g [Purple & 400 words]
Love.
She wanted to fall in love.
When Lachesis discovers she actually has feelings for Kyoka.

🥗 Killing Eve

Good Aconite and Goodbye by kantayra, Eve/Villanelle, fic 1k, rated t [Aconite & Retirement]
If Villanelle and Eve absolutely had to murder Carolyn, the least they could have done was be less sickeningly romantic about it.
Happy Birthday to Me by kantayra, Eve/Villanelle, fic 3k, rated e [Chlorine & Birthday]
Eve chases Villanelle via a wild, bloody trail of murders all across Europe, but it's all in good fun! You know, just another day ending in Y.

🥗 Leverage

Freefall by saiditallbefore, Maggie/Parker, fic <1k, rated g [Air & Midnight]
"Have you ever jumped off of a building?"
or, Parker shows up unexpectedly. Maggie goes along for the ride.

🥗 Luther

It Was Nothing Or It Worked Out by twilfitt, Alice Morgan/Mary Day, fic 1k, rated m [1111 words & Delusions]
She knew Alice would grow bored of her in a month, maybe a year if she was lucky. When that time came she’d have all the time in the world to ask questions, to think about who she was, who Alice was, what she was doing here, following her around, hand in hand, Marrakesh, Madrid, Marseille, Milan, a rush of colours and shapes in her peripheral vision looking into Alice’s intoxicating blue eyes.

🥗 Nyanko Days

nana comes to play (she has wings) by himejoshiheart, Nana/Shii, fic <1k, rated g [Wings & Anxious]
Nana is anxious about the playdate- because she has wings, and is scared that Shii would hate her for it... However, her secret gets revealed. What happens next?
onsen buckets by himejoshiheart, Nana/Shii, sketch, rated g [Black & sharing a sauna]
nana + shii kiss
a storm by himejoshiheart, Nana/Shii, fic 1k & sketches, rated t [Huddling for Warmth & Pained]
Shii and Nana get caught in a snowstorm. Things get dire.

🥗 Original Work

5 times sakuchan confessed and +1 bunnychan did by himejoshiheart, OFC/OFC, fic <1k, unrated [I love you & 400 words]
a collection of fusion aus and "I love you"s
bell lap by kick_back_80s, OFC/OFC, fic <1k, rated e [Orgasm Denial, Dom/sub, & Rivals to Lovers]
"You're not hiding from me, are you?" Teresa's smile is worse up close — a light for Danielle to focus on, instead of a warning.

"Why would I hide from you?" Danielle's question doesn't have as much bite as she'd like. She stares at the contents of her locker, because if she looks at Teresa she's more likely to fold. A fact she's certain Teresa is aware of, because why else would Teresa bother to sneak into an opponent's locker room? The locker hinges squeak, echoing and causing Danielle to glare at them, instead of the person she's much rather be staring down.
torn up letters by himejoshiheart, OFC/OFC, fic <1k, rated t [will you marry me? & 500 words]
bunnychan's letters that she never sent
untitled fic by himejoshiheart, OFC/OFC, fic 1k, unrated [grow old with me & 1000 words]
ever wanted to see what life after high school's like for these two? enjoy

🥗 The Orville

been training vipers to come for you by toothpastepancake, Solana/Teleya, fic <1k, rated m [Sacrifice, Proud & Contrast]
The soulless Xelayan girlthing squirms underneath Teleya’s touch, and she isn’t even pressing down that hard. How silly.
silver over everything by toothpastepancake, Kelly/Teleya, fic <1k, rated e [Outnumbered, Confident & Surround]
“Look at this filthy thing,” Teleya says, pushing a nude Kelly forward—her wrists and ankles bound and her body bare, she stumbles forward, almost falls off the ledge, but Teleya catches her by the hair; she doesn’t get out that easy.

🥗 Princess: The Hopeful

A calling in a dream by himejoshiheart, Champion Of Swords/Prisoner, fic 1k, unrated [I dream about you & 900 words]
When a magical girl hears someone calling to her in a dream, what else is there to do?
dance with a ghost by himejoshiheart, Inki/Mysti, sketch, rated t [Gold & sharing a dance]
inki and mysti dance in the darkness...
elevator music by himejoshiheart, Inki/Mysti, sketch, rated g [Sky Blue & sharing an elevator]
two gay people in a elevator waiting for it to take them to the darkspawn
happily second best, with a girl for a heart. by himejoshiheart, Mysti/Inki, fic <1k, unrated [you're my heart & 200 words]
inki is very in love with mysti. its a good thing she cant do anything wrong at all!
mirror by himejoshiheart, Inki/Mysti, sketch, rated t [Pink & sharing a mirror]
the mirrors blind you. your future sits, but you're not looking, are you?
the taste of your lips (i'm on a ride!) by himejoshiheart, Inki/Mysti, fic <1k, unrated [kiss me & 800 words]
inki and mysti kiss alot lol
untitled fic by himejoshiheart, Mender Of Currents/Seeker Of Mirrors, fic 1k, unrated [let me help & 600 words]
the tragic tale of a mender of diamonds and seeker of mirrors...

🥗 Reverse 1999

Midnight (2002) & Dawn (1966) by stormsydrome, Sonetto/Vertin, fic <1k, rated t [Thrilled & Midnight, Confused & Dawn]
Sonetto hears the telltale footsteps before the delinquent responsible for them appears in her sight.
untitled fic by stormsyndrome, Caroline/Willow, fic <1k, unrated [sharing a secret & Foggy]
On some days, the fog is almost as dense as it was before, but more frequently a soft, dim sunlight shines through it.

🥗 Severance

Now I Can’t Stand To Be Alone by twilfitt, Helena Eagan/Natalie Kale, fic 2k, rated e [2222 words & Imprisonment]
She’d phoned Natalie before the operation. Helena told her to wait. She’d felt then that once the day was over she’d want a familiar face. She wasn’t so sure now.
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After her first day as a severed employee, Helena Eagan phones Natalie to pick her up.

🥗 Star Trek: SNW

dust storm by kick_back_80s, La'an Noonien-Singh/Number One | Una Chin-Riley, dic <1k, rated g [Dust Storm & Drama]
Una doesn't roll her eyes, because she's too professional for that, but she does sigh and give La'an a look that conveys how ridiculous she thinks La'an's being. "The readings say the storm will pass soon." Her voice is calm, and normally La'an would find Una's implacability soothing, but they also aren't normally stuck in a shed that's seen better days on a strange planet in the middle of a dust storm with a hurt crew member.

La'an shoves her shoulder harder into the wood, bracing her lower body on the ground to help steady herself, and the door. "If the readings were accurate, we wouldn't have been caught off guard in the first place."
just like before, except now we know by saiditallbefore, La'an/Una, fic 1k, rated t [Void & Early Morning]
Later, when La'an untangled the memories of their rescue, Una was the part she remembered best.

🥗 Tiān Guān Cì Fú

So Amorous as This Lovely Green by zdenka, Xuan Ji/Yushi Huang, fic 1k, rated t [Green, Late Morning, Effect, Necessary, & 800 words]
Xuanji learns how to harvest gourds.

🥗 Warrior Nun

Being Stuck by jacquelee, Sister Lilith/Mother Superion, fic 3k, rated e [sharing an elevator & Livid]
Lilith and Suzanne are stuck in a broken lift together. Suzanne is panicking. Lilith tries to calm her down, which leads to unexpected revelations. And activities.
Coming to an Understanding by jacquelee, Sister Beatrice/Mother Superion, fic 5k, rated e [sharing a bath & Pained]
Beatrice is fed up with her co-star Suzanne Superion's attitude and their constant clashes. Especially since she is trying hard to push down the attraction she feels for Suzanne. When they are handcuffed together for a scene and Beatrice can't find the keys, the friction between them culminates in an explosive clash that leads to surprising tenderness.
Dancing by jacquelee, Yasmine Amunet/Jillian Salvius, fic 1k, rated e [sharing a dance & Proud]
Yasmine gives in to her friends' urging that she needs to get laid and goes to a lesbian club. She finds someone to dance with. And do more.
Diving into Pleasure by jacquelee, Sister Lilith/Shannon Masters, fic 1k, rated e [Blue, Undine & Guidance]
Shannon is an Undine, a water being who provides guidance to humans. Relationships with humans are exceedingly rare for Shannon's kind, but Lilith is special and Shannon is more than ready to dive into the unknown with her.
Dreaming by jacquelee, Yasmine Amunet/Sister Beatrice, fic 2k, rated e [sharing a sauna & Delirious]
Lilith and the others take Yasmine for a spa day. In the sauna, Yasmine dozes off and has a very interesting dream.
Faking it 'til We're Making it by jacquelee, Shannon Masters/Jillian Salvius, fic 2k, rated e [Biting, Fake Dating & Alpha/Beta/Omega AU]
Shannon and Jillian are faking a relationship to make sure Jillian does not get harassed by alphas and generally assholes who think just because Suzanne (Jillian's alpha partner) is out of the country, the omega is up for grabs. The faking leads to very real sex and claiming that both Shannon and Jillian enjoy a lot.
Finding your Place by jacquelee, Shotgun Mary/Mother Superion, fic 8k, rated e [sharing a mirror & Content]
In 1780, Mary has come to London to get away from the war in America. Unfortunately, she gets in a fight immediately and is thrown into prison. Amidst a riot, she escapes and tries to find a safe place, only to find a lot more than she had bargained for.
Having Our Own Little World by jacquelee, Ava Silva/Mother Superion, fic 3k, rated e [sharing a tent & Confident]
Suzanne is looking forward to spending some time with Ava. But spending that time in a tent Ava has put up in her room was not in her plans. Still, she is warming up to the idea of hiding from the world for a little while.
Meeting in a Hotel Room by jacquelee, Sister Camila/Shotgun Mary, fic 3k, rated e [Chemistry, Con Artist AU & Foil]
Mary is a PI pursuing a case, frequently crossing paths with Camila, a con artist. Their meetings are always passionate and satisfying for both and this one is no exception.
Passing the Time by jacquelee, Shotgun Mary/Jillian Salvius, fic 2k, rated e [sharing a bed & Confused]
Jillian has been sceptical about Suzanne and Shannon's plan to weed out a traitor by giving conflicting information to the three most likely candidates, but when the small ship she is traveling on with Mary, her pilot, is attacked, she must admit that they had a point. Thankfully, help comes at the right time and Mary and Jillian are saved. Afterwards, they have some time to pass and some adrenaline to work off.
Providing a Proper Welcome Home by jacquelee, Jillian Salvius/Ava Silva, fic 1k, rated e [Drop, Naughty & Gold]
Ava is looking forward to provide a proper welcome home to Jillian since she just came back from a two week dig. And what better way to welcome her home than to fuck her over her desk?
Relying on Each Other by jacquelee, Sister Lilith/Jillian Salvius, fic 3k, rated e [sharing a fitting room & Despondent]
After Jillian helps Lilith escape the top secret training program where Lilith had been experimented on and physically altered, they need to rely on each other to get away from those pursuing them. Spending time in a fitting room to comfort each other was not in the plan but it turns out to be exactly what both of them need.
Sharing a Secret by jacquelee, Sister Beatrice/Jillian Salviu, fic 6k, rated e [sharing a secret & Anxious]
Beatrice has known she is an immortal for a little while now but has only ever met one other person to share that secret with. But at the turn of the 19th century, she runs into Jillian in the Spanish wilderness. They end up sharing their secret. And despite Beatrice's repression, more.
Watching Horror Movies by jacquelee, Sister Camila/Jillian Salvius, fic 1k, rated e [sharing a meal & Thrilled]
Jillian loves watching horror movies because of how being scared makes the comfort of Camila's arms that much sweeter.

🥗 Welcome to Night Vale

homesick by elasticella, Faceless Old Woman/Michelle, fic <1k, rated t [Paranoia & Aether]
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home has a stomach ache and it's all your fault.

🥗 Wheel of Time

as we break through the other side by elasticella, Egwene/Renna, fic 1k, rated t [Corruption & Air]
The first time Egwene spots her, it's easy to dismiss.

🥗 Whyborne & Griffin

Mercury Rising by kantayra, Maggie/Persephone, fic <1k, rated t [Mercury & Proposal]
Maggie's way is the more sensible way, anyway.

🥗 Yellowjackets

hidden in the freezing point by luckyzukky, Callie/Lottie, fic 1k, rated m [Content, Guidance, & ARTMS]
"You want to... connect with It?" Lottie asks, something curious in her tone.
Callie smiles.
"Sure," she says, and thinks— knows that this will teach Mom a lesson.

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ffsb: final day!

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:41:56 GMT

The last day of February is here! For slipping in any final fills the thread is below. This weekend I'll be posting the round up for all event works created. This will come from the active salad bar list and the fill threads from our weekly posts. If you haven't linked your work yet, make sure to do so ^.^ (And a reminder for any unfinished tables that we do have a leftovers badge for finishing your table a little later!)

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
ella's table
katie's table
melo's table

Hard Mode
binturongparty's table
catgiri's table
himejoshiheart's tables (iii)
kantayra's table
kick_back_80s' table i & ii
kimaracretak's table i & ii
linky's table
mayfic's table
twilfitt's table
wolfraven80's table
zdenka's table

Conversation of the post: How did your month go? Do you have a favorite creation you made? A favorite work you found this month?

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up on the block

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 18:58:05 GMT

fth2025offerings are open for bids!

This year Fandom Trumps Hate has over 1200 users offering fanworks in over 600 named fandoms. On top of that, there are also offers for 'any fandom' and 'any fandom I've created for before'. And specifically for fest followers here, there are 557 offers that highlight femslash!

Also open now is the fth2025craftbazaar for physical delights - there is a crafty assortment of items including some utterly gorgeous bookbinds up for grabs.

My post is here. I'm offering a 5-10k fic (or more if bidding gets obscene) for Wheel of Time, Wicked, and any fandom I've created for before.

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ffsb: week 3!

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 14:35:15 GMT

February is flying by, and we're already at the final week! If you'd like to share any individual fills, hit up the fills thread below. For any publicly posted tables that you'd like added to our directory, comment in that thread. Check out how your fellow chefs are doing:

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
ella's table
katie's table
melo's table

Hard Mode
binturongparty's table
catgiri's table
himejoshiheart's tables (iii)
kantayra's table
kick_back_80s' table i & ii
kimaracretak's table i & ii
linky's table
mayfic's table
twilfitt's table
wolfraven80's table
zdenka's table

If you don't have a table yet, there's still time to grab one at this post.

Conversation of the post: What femslash ship/trope/au/kink/scenario/tiny detail has been living in your head rentfree lately?

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ffsb: week 2!

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 01:47:35 GMT

Happy Valentines! We're halfway there. If you'd like to share any individual fills, hit up the fills thread below. For any publicly posted tables that you'd like added to our directory, comment in that thread. Check out how your fellow chefs are doing:

Active Table Claims

Regular Mode
ella's table
katie's table
melo's table

Hard Mode
binturongparty's table
catgiri's table
himejoshiheart's tables (iii)
kantayra's table
kick_back_80s' table i & ii
kimaracretak's table i & ii
linky's table
mayfic's table
twilfitt's table
zdenka's table

If you don't have a table yet, grab one at this post.

Conversation of the post: Would you care to share a snippet, plot bunny, color scheme or idea for a table fill you're working on?

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ffsb: week 1!

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 18:50:51 GMT

Week One complete! If you'd like to share any individual fills, hit up the fills thread below. For any publicly posted tables that you'd like added to our directory, comment in that thread. Check out how your fellow chefs are doing:

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Regular Mode
ella's table
katie's table
melo's table

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binturongparty's table
catgiri's table
himejoshiheart's tables (iii)
kantayra's table
kick_back_80s' table i & ii
kimaracretak's table i & ii
linky's table
mayfic's table
twilfitt's table
zdenka's table

If you don't have a table yet, grab one at this post.

Conversation of the post: Do you have a favorite opposites attract ship? Do they have any common ground, would they also be classified as two sides of the same coin? (Gif answers encouraged!)

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ffsb: day 1!

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 18:03:46 GMT

Happy Femslash February! For any meal-preppers, we have the first fills thread open to share your fills. For people with publicly posted tables, we have an active table list starting up, comment in the thread to be added \o/

We'll be having weekly check-in and chatter posts on Fridays, all under the e: ffsb tag.

Conversation of the post: Any goals for this month, whether it's for consuming a femslashy canon, making new works, commenting on works, or something else? Feel free to link other femslash events going on this month in the comments!

Active Table Claims

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ella's table
katie's table
melo's table

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binturongparty's table
himejoshiheart's tables (iii)
kantayra's table
kick_back_80s' table i & ii
kimaracretak's table i & ii
linky's table
twilfitt's table
zdenka's table

If you don't have a table yet, grab one at this post \o/

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don't leaf me hanging

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 18:16:08 GMT

simple salad sequel \o/

ingredients


1.	~~Corruption~~
2.	Vore
3.	Forced
4.	Sedation
5.	Cults
6.	~~Paranoia~~
7.	Outnumbered
8.	~~Sacrifice~~
9.	~~Stolen~~
10.	Torture


1.	Earth
2.	~~Air~~
3.	~~Water~~
4.	~~Fire~~
5.	~~Aether~~
6.	Void
7.	Gnome
8.	Undine
9.	Sylph
10.	Salamander

ella's salad bar

salad 1	Sacrifice & Fire: Empire Records, Corey/Deb
salad 2	Corruption & Air: Wheel of Time, Egwene/Renna
salad 3	Stolen & Water: Arcane, Caitlyn/Jinx
salad 4	Paranoia & Aether: WtNV, Faceless Old Woman/Michelle
salad 5	tbd
salad 6	tbd
salad 7	tbd
salad 8	tbd
salad 9	tbd
salad 10	tbd

~~...i am giving up on trying to force dw to let two tables on the same line, if anyone here knows an easy fix hit up the comments <3~~ fixed \o/

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